Dr. Poopy Pants - CPO

Dr. Poopy Pants, Ph.D., is a disgraced sanitation engineer turned self-proclaimed “bio-waste visionary.” After being expelled from the Clean Water Institute for “excessive enthusiasm,” he founded The Poopy Project, a questionable think tank dedicated to turning waste into renewable energy — and viral content.

When he’s not peddling his latest eco-invention or defending himself on conspiracy podcasts, Dr. Poopy Pants can be found running his annual “Sh*tty Jazz Festival” — a poorly organized yet passionately attended event where the music’s smooth, the bathrooms are not, and the vibes are undeniably funky. He insists his life’s work will “change the world, one flush — and one flat note — at a time.”