Buster “Big Balls” Johnson - PR

Buster “Big Balls” Johnson is the self-styled PR mastermind behind Dr. Poopy Pants’s notoriously chaotic Shtty Jazz Festival*. Known for his larger-than-life confidence and even larger list of public controversies, Buster has a talent for turning scandals into sponsorships — and lawsuits into “brand awareness opportunities.”

Once a semi-professional running back with a fondness for white Broncos (both the vehicles and the horses), Buster has drawn more than a few uncomfortable comparisons to a certain infamous celebrity athlete — comparisons he dismisses as “pure coincidence and good cardio.”

Armed with a Bluetooth headset, mirrored sunglasses, and questionable ethics, Buster “Big Balls” Johnson remains the only man bold enough to spin sewage, saxophones, and scandal into a single weekend of unforgettable jazz and litigation.