Dicksen Myaz - Fluffer

Dicksen Myaz serves as the official festival fluffer — a vague but apparently vital role at the Shtty Jazz Festival*. Known for his boundless enthusiasm and unmatched ability to “keep the energy up” between acts, Dicksen claims his job is “half morale booster, half crowd control, and 100% misunderstood.”

A former motivational speaker turned self-appointed “vibe curator,” Dicksen ensures performers stay loose, audiences stay loud, and Dr. Poopy Pants stays out of the porta-potties before showtime. With a megaphone in one hand and a mystery latte in the other, he’s the unsung hero behind every standing ovation, accidental firework, and spontaneous conga line the festival’s ever seen.

Rumor has it he once gave a TED Talk titled “Fluff Happens: The Art of Keeping Things Upbeat.” No footage has ever been found, but those who were there say it changed their lives — or at least their playlists.