Hunter Biden - Logistics Guru
Hunter Biden is the festival’s self-proclaimed “logistics guru” — though no one’s entirely sure what he actually supplies. A man of many connections and even more questionable invoices, Hunter ensures that something is always arriving at the Shtty Jazz Festival* — whether it’s instruments, incense, or inflatable flamingos.
Known for showing up fashionably late in aviators and optimism, Hunter claims to “source only the finest vibes and occasional stage equipment.” His motto: “You don’t hire me for what I bring — you hire me for what I can find at 3 a.m.”