“Fatty” Cole Slaw - Curator

Fatty Cole Slaw is the self-appointed Curator of Chaos for the festival — a man whose only credential is “having a good time since ’89.” Known for pairing cheap beer with high art, Fatty has an uncanny ability to book both a jazz quartet and a chainsaw sculptor in the same hour. When he’s not curating questionable lineups, he can be found chain-smoking menthols behind the merch tent and bragging about his “extensive vinyl collection” (most of which are warped). His official festival duties include “vibe management,” “hot dog oversight,” and yelling “we’re ahead of schedule!” when they’re absolutely not.